20 Corny funny dad jokes to lighten up the family table

  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

 Because the “P” is silent.

  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? 

Nacho cheese.

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? 

He was outstanding in his field.

  • What do you call fake spaghetti? 

An impasta..

  • What did the ocean say to the beach? 

Nothing, it just waved.

  • What do you call a factory that makes okay products? 

A satisfactory.

  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor? 

It felt crummy.

  • What do you call a sleeping bull? 

A bulldozer.

  • What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? 

Sofishticated.

  • What did one wall say to the other? 

I’ll meet you at the corner.

  • What do you call a belt made of watches? 

A waist of time.

  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? 

A gummy bear.

  • What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?

 Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

  • Why did the stadium get hot after the game? 

All the fans left.

  • Why did the cow win an award? 

It was legendairy.

  • Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? 

Because then it would be a foot.

  • What do you call a pile of cats? 

A meowntain.

  • What do you call a pencil with two erasers? 

Pointless.

  • Why did the banana go to the party? 

Because it had appeal.

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? 

A stick.

 

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