20 corny, funny jokes to lighten up the office
- Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?
Because they heard the job had “room for growth.”
- Why do meetings feel like magic tricks?
Because time disappears and nothing changes.
- Why did the intern sit next to the printer?
They wanted to learn how to handle paper jams.
- Why did the boss love the calendar?
It was great at scheduling disappointment.
- Why did the office chair get promoted?
It supported everyone through hard times.
- Why did the employee stare at the email for 10 minutes?
They were waiting for it to feel less aggressive.
- Why don’t coworkers play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when HR emails you.
- Why did the worker bring a flashlight to the meeting?
To find the point.
- Why did the keyboard get overtime?
It couldn’t stop taking shifts.
- Why was the office quiet?
Everyone was “circling back” in silence.
- Why did the project manager carry a whistle?
To call timeouts before things got emotional.
- Why did the employee bring snacks to a deadline?
Because it was going to be a long relationship.
- Why did the team hate “quick calls”?
Because they’re never quick and never calls.
- Why did the office plant get employee of the month?
It was the only one growing.
- Why did the email go to the gym?
To work on its attachments.
- Why did the worker rename the Wi-Fi “Motivation”?
So it would at least look like they had it.
- Why was the desk always clean?
Because the employee kept pushing everything into tomorrow.
- Why did the office clock feel bullied?
Everyone kept asking it to “move faster.”
- Why did the employee prefer emails over meetings?
You can’t get trapped in an email “for 5 more minutes.”
- Why did the meeting end early?
Someone accidentally said something useful