20 corny jokes to make everyone laugh at the dinner table

1. Why did the mushroom get invited everywhere? Because he was a fun-guy.

2. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

3. Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks.

4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

5. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a byte problem.

6. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.

7. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer so long.

8. What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

9. Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of peel.

10. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

11. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

12. Why did the crab never share? Because it was shellfish.

13. What do you call a musical bug? A hum-bug.

14. Why did the frog take the bus? His car got toad.

15. Why did the math teacher love parks? Because of all the angles.

16. What do you call a factory that makes good jokes? A pun-derful place.

17. Why did the book join the police? It wanted to go undercover.

18. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician.

19. What do you call a pencil that tells jokes? A pun-cil.

20. Why did the robot go on a diet? It had too many bytes.