20 corny relationship jokes to make everyone laugh at the double date table
1. Why is dating like online shopping? Lots of browsing, occasional regret.
2. What’s the secret to a long marriage? Selective hearing and snacks.
3. Why do couples argue about restaurants? Because “I don’t care” means “guess correctly.”
4. What’s a relationship milestone? Sharing fries without resentment.
5. What’s the most romantic phrase? “I already paid the bill.”
6. What do you call a date that goes well? A suspiciously good start.
7. Why did the boyfriend carry a notebook? To remember the “we need to talk” topics.
8. What’s the fastest way to start a fight? “We need to pick a movie.”
9. Why do couples love blanket sharing? They don’t. It’s a nightly competition.
10. What’s the strongest relationship test? Building furniture without blaming each other.
11. What’s a date night after marriage? Eating in peace and pretending it’s special.
12. What’s the real love language? Taking the trash out without being asked.
13. What’s the most honest dating status? “Emotionally buffering.”
14. Why did the couple cancel plans? They remembered they like peace.
15. What’s flirting after 30? “I have snacks and a stable schedule.”
16. Why did the man buy flowers? Because he sensed a storm.
17. What’s the biggest relationship flex? Agreeing on a thermostat setting.
18. Why did the couple laugh in therapy? They finally heard themselves out loud.
19. What’s the fastest way to get a partner to respond? Say “Never mind.”
20. What’s true commitment? Watching their show even when it’s bad.