20 funny, corny jokes that will crack your friends

  1. Why did the laptop break up with the Wi-Fi? 

It found a stronger connection.

  1. What did the bored book say to the shelf? 

“You’re so shelf-conscious.”

  1. Why did the bicycle fall over?

 It was two-tired.

  1. What did the tomato say to the salad? 

“Lettuce be together.”

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? 

He was outstanding in his field.

  1. What did the clock say to the busy person? 

“Time flies — you don’t.”

  1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? 

It felt crumby.

  1. What did the pillow say to the blanket? 

“You complete my snooze.”

  1. Why did the math book look sad? 

It had too many problems.

  1. What did the single sock tell the dryer? 

“Stop spinning stories about me.”

  1. Why did the shoe go to school? 

To learn its laces.

  1. What did the lightbulb say to the electrician? 

“You brighten my day.”

  1. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? 

To reach the high notes.

  1. What did the plant say to its owner? 

“I’m rooting for you.”

  1. Why did the pencil feel guilty? 

It couldn’t erase its mistakes.

  1. Why did the phone bring a suitcase? 

It was going on airplane mode.

  1. Why did the lamp apply for a job? 

It wanted to be switched on.

  1. Why did the broom get promoted? 

It swept the competition.

  1. What did the river say to the bridge? 

“Don’t let me down.”

  1. Why did the fridge join a band? 

It had cool jams.

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