20 funny, corny christmas joke that will crack your family at the christmas table

  1. Why did Santa go to music school? 

To improve his wrapping skills.

  1. Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy? 

He felt crumby.

  1. What do you call an elf who sings? 

A wrapper.

  1. What did one snowman say to the other? 

“Do you smell carrots?”

  1. Why did the ornament break up with the tree? 

It felt hung out.

  1. What did the Christmas cookie say to the milk? 

“You’re the dip to my chip.”

  1. Why did the Christmas lights go to school? 

To be brighter.

  1. What do you call a broke Santa? 

Saint Nickel-less.

  1. Why did Santa enroll in fitness classes? 

He wanted to sleigh.

  1. What did the stocking say to the fireplace? 

“You keep me warm at heart.”

  1. Why don't reindeer like fast food? 

They can't catch it.

  1. What do you call a snowman party? 

A snowball.

  1. Why did the wreath apply for a job? 

It wanted to be well-rounded.

  1. What did the elf say after a long day? 

“I'm elf-exhausted.”

  1. Why do Christmas trees like to knit? 

They enjoy purl-ing ornaments.

  1. What did Santa say to the naughty cat? 

“You're on thin ice, fur real.”

  1. Why did the present always get invited? 

It was such a great wrapper.

  1. What do you call an old snowman? 

Water.

  1. Why did the candy cane go to school? 

It wanted to be a smart stick.

  1. What did the reindeer say to the comedian? 

“Your jokes sleigh.”

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