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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? "Because they make up everything."
Why don’t mountains get cold? "They wear snow caps."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? "It felt crumby."
Why did the bicycle fall over? "Because it was two-tired."
Why was the math book sad? "It had too many problems."
Why did the skeleton avoid fights? "It didn’t have the guts."
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