Wise, painfully true, and every parent's dark secret, this funny graphic shirt nails the universal shift from "quiet is good" to "quiet is terrifying" the moment kids enter the picture. Perfect for moms and dads who know that sudden silence usually means crayons on walls, mystery liquids, or an unsupervised science experiment gone wrong. Wear this funny tshirt as your loving warning to the childless and your solidarity badge with fellow parents, expect instant laughs, "that's my house right now" stories, and knowing nods from anyone who's ever tiptoed toward a suspiciously quiet room.

Our funny tshirts are:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton

Printed with eco-friendly inks

Unisex fit, flattering and comfortable for everyone