Relatable, dramatic, and hilariously accurate, this funny graphic shirt features a skeleton slumped in despair on the couch, perfectly capturing that eternal "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" wait that turns into 45. Ideal for the patient (or pretending-to-be-patient) husbands, the "I've aged a decade on this couch" crowd, or anyone who's mastered the art of silent suffering while the clock ticks. Wear this funny tshirt as your loving, exasperated tribute to the pre-date ritual, expect instant laughs, "that's us every time" stories, and fellow long-suffering partners giving you the weary thumbs-up.

Our funny tshirts are:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton

Printed with eco-friendly inks

Unisex fit, flattering and comfortable for everyone