Funny Shirt - Why Do We Spend So Much Time Looking for Intelligent Life on Other Planets, I'd Be Happy to Find Intelligent Life Here on Earth First

Wry, existential, and deliciously cynical—this funny graphic shirt perfectly sums up the frustration of scanning the stars for smart aliens while dealing with everyday human nonsense. A sharp, relatable burn for anyone who's ever wondered why we're still searching the cosmos when basic common sense feels like an endangered species right here. Wear this funny tshirt to get instant head-nods, eye-rolls, and "preach" comments from fellow earthbound realists who appreciate dry, world-weary humor.

Our funny tshirts are:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Printed with eco-friendly inks
Unisex fit — flattering and comfortable for everyone

GPSR

EU representative: Michalis Mavroleftheros, noirliberte@outlook.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean