Some people conquer the night.
Others conquer the art of exiting quietly and efficiently.

This tee is for the introverts, the early leavers, the masters of the “Irish goodbye.”
It’s the perfect uniform for anyone whose ideal social event includes a clear escape route and an ETA back in bed.

Wear it proudly and let the world know:
You showed up… and that was more than enough.

Our t-shirts are:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed with eco-friendly inks
• Unisex fit — flattering and comfortable for everyone