Some people collect hobbies.
You collect humans — the way raccoons collect trash: aggressively, enthusiastically, and with zero warning.

This tee is for the extroverts who befriend strangers in grocery lines, bathrooms, and anywhere WiFi exists.
It’s chaotic energy, but it’s wholesome chaos — the kind people remember.

Wear it proudly.
Because making random friends is your superpower.

Our t-shirts are:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed with eco-friendly inks
• Unisex fit — flattering and comfortable for everyone